|The Story||New sheriff David Walker is
profiled in the Messenger and
quoted as saying "ridding the county entirely of drugs is never going
|News worthiness (on a scale of 0 to 5)||**|
|The Spin||What? A little honesty and no BS from a politician? It's going to be a good four years.|
|The Story||Frilly's sells more alcohol than
the combined total sales of Bridgeport Country Club, Runaway Bay
Country Club, Decatur Country Club, Cow Camp Steakhouse, and
|The Spin||That cajun food must really
make people thirsty.
|The Story||Bridgeport Police Officers buck
for a raise. The starting salary is $26,000.
|The Spin||They considered changing
their slogan from "To Protect and To Serve" to "To Protect But We Are
Getting Screwed While We Do It"
|The Story||Last week's cover story on the
Bluebonnet Nudist Resort brought out the Letters to the Editor. The
Mayor of Alvord called the resort "immoral and a travesty to society".
|The Spin||Folks often say if you want to know what a nudist park is
like that all you have to do is go to Walmart and picture everyone in
there naked. Hey. Wait. That is a travesty!
|The Story||Four school buses used by
Northwest ISD were stolen from a bus yard and, in part, used in an
impromptu "demolition derby". News reports indicate that arrests are
imminent in light of the video recording devices located within the
|The Spin||We expect the suspects first
response will be "Video what? Video where? You gotta be kiddin' me."