|The Story||The Rhome City Council refuses to pay $500 membership invoice to the South Wise Chamber of Commerce. Last year's fee was $350.|
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|The Spin||Even $350 was a silly use of
taxpayer funds. (Although the money could be raised by firing of
a couple of more speeding pictures.)
|The Story||The body of murder suspect Antonio Limon, 44, of Bowie was found Wednesday only about a quarter-mile from the Hot Skillet Restaurant.|
|The Spin||The Hall of Fame of Cowardly
Acts may be issuing an invitiation for the Class of 2007.
|The Story||A strong rumor suggests that the
McDonald's in Decatur will be razed and a new McDonald's to put in its
place. That would cause the fast food restaurant to shut down for three
|The Spin||The company will offer free
supplements of fat and grease during the shut down.
|The Story||The first county commissioners
meeting with the new County Judge runs smoothly with smiles everywhere.
|The Spin||However, a Texas Barbed Wire Steel Cage match is expected by May.|
||A 13 year old boy was shot in the
neck with a BB gun near Greenwood. The three teenagers involved
indicated they were playing "Cops and Robbers."
|The Spin||"Next time he will respect
my authority," said one boy in a fake interview. "I told him to halt
and he said that he hadn't done anything wrong and that I had no reason
to detain him. I've seen enough cop shows to know I had to use
unreasonable force at that point."