| The Story | Texas First Lady Anita Perry makes
an appearance in Bridgeport. |
| News worthiness (1 to 5) |
** |
| The Spin | "Muleshoe, Knox City,
Windthorst, and now Bridgeport?. Sheesh, I'm the Freakin' First Lady and I
spend all my time in these one horse towns? And my husband is obsessed
with genital warts? This is NOT what I signed up for," one highly
questionable source heard Ms. Bush say as she got into her stretch
Hummer. |
| The Story | Letter to the Editor writers begin to revolt against prolific letter writer Ken Hughes. |
| News worthiness | ** |
| The Spin | We think Mr. Hughes may be
against the war in Iraq, but we may need another 100 mind-numbing
letters to be sure. (And someone please bar him from the online
thesaurus.) |
| The Story | Another "dollar store" in
Bridgeport opens up - this one called "Fred's." |
| News worthiness | * |
| The Spin | Wal-Mart is expected to announce
"a surge" to put down these insurgents. "If we don't defeat them in
Bridgeport, then they'll follow us home to Decatur," Wal-Mart said in a
press release. |
| The Story |
A "pushing and shoving" match
broke out at DHS after a playoff basketball game between Western Hills
and Wichita Falls. No arrests were made. No police reports were
filed. |
| News worthiness | * |
| The Spin | Don't kids know how to fight anymore? There was more violence during a dance number in West Side Stories. |
| The Story | A teenager (allegedly) robs a bank
in Springtown and then is apprehended after he pulled into the Dry
Creek convenience store in Bridgeport. From a pic in the Messenger, it looks like he had a
trainload of cash with him. |
| News worthiness | **** |
| The Spin | "I just pulled in to buy a
lottery ticket and some beef jerky when I saw them police," the kid
might have said. "I thought about making a run for it, with guns
blazing and some car crashes and stuff, but I don't have the video game
experience necessary to pull off something like that. I blame my
parents for not buying me a XBox for Christmas. I'd be a free man if
they hadn't been so selfish." |