The Story | The Wise County Domestic Task Force throws a casino party. Some 600 people attended and $25,702 was raised. |
News worthiness (on a scale of 0 to 5) | * |
The Spin | The success of the program prompted consideration of a new slogan: "Stop Domestic Violence - Become Addicted to Gambling While Receiving Free Beer." However, it was quickly rejected. |
The Story | During spring break, two unnamed Bridgeport teens throw a container of beer out of their vehicle striking a Wise County Sheriff's deputy's car. |
News worthiness | ** |
The Spin | Why aren't you kids at South Padre Island doing something productive like slugging country and western stars? (Obscure Pat Green reference). |
The Story | Pastor Rusty Hedges of the First United Methodist Church in Decatur was reassigned to the United Methodist Church of Irving. |
News worthiness | ** |
The Spin | We wonder why Methodists don't follow the Baptist tradition of allowing
the preacher to choose when he wants to move on to a |
The Story | Jim Marrs, noted Wise County author on such subjects as the Kennedy assassination, UFOs, and a New World Order, spoke to South Wise County Chamber of Commerce. During his speech, he named three organizations that rule the world: "The Trilateral Commission, The Council on Foreign Relations and the Bilderbergers [who love Hillary Clinton]". |
News worthiness | * |
The Spin | Please tell us that there was no visitor present who was contemplating bringing a business enterprise to the south part of the county. His report back to the board of directors would simply read: "Re: Chamber Of Commerce Meeting at Tater Junction. Summary: Koo Koo. Koo Koo." |
The Story | The Wise County Christian Academy receives notice to vacant their current building to make way for a new furniture store. |
News worthiness | * |
The Spin | "Happy Easter and thanks for educating our young, but this county is in desperate need of couches." |
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