| The Story | Mapsco finally releases an
edition that includes Wise County. |
| News worthiness (on a scale of 0 to 5) | ** |
| The Spin | It took a little while to
map out the location of all of the meth labs. |
| The Story | The jail construction hits a snag when an unknown sewer line is discovered. |
| News worthiness | ** |
| The Spin | Let's hope the inmates
haven't known about it for years. |
| The Story | New state guidelines will
virtually eliminate fried foods in the public schools. |
| News worthiness | * |
| The Spin | "That's crazy," said one outraged second grader. "Let's
just say that me and my homies saw a movie about Attica the other day.
If they take away our tater-tots, this ain't gonna be pretty." |
| The Story | The alcohol petition in Bridgeport
begins. "If we could get the liquor [vote passed], maybe Bridgeport
could draw one of the restaurants like Chili's or Outback." |
| News worthiness | ** |
| The Spin | Uh.......no. |
| The Story | The Wise Area Relief Mission's
"Loaves and Fishes" county-wide food drive has raised only $6,000, far
short of its $44,000 goal. |
| News worthiness | * |
| The Spin | Hey, no one has any money
left after the church related building boom. |
| The Story | Cottondale residents Pat and Pam
Keith win $75,000 in a scratch off game of the Texas Lottery. |
| News worthiness | *** |
| The Spin | Hey, the "Loaves and Fishes"
Campaign should take their $6,000 and buy a bunch of scratch off
tickets in order to meet its goal of $44,000. Wait.....bad idea. |