The Spin
A tongue in cheek review of the news published this week regarding Wise County.
Normally posted every Sunday before 10:00 p.m. unless I'm lazy.
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For the week ending 4/18/08
This Week's Overall News Theme: Road Opening Delayed Is Speeding Denied

The Story
)News worthiness (1 to 5)
The Spin "If it's working in them new-fangled churches, so we'll get hip, too," said one excited trombone playing sophomore.

The Story There was a little excitement in Rhome in an explosion kind of way.

News worthiness ***
The Spin "It looked like a meth lab with the wrong mix of anhydrous and sudafed. And I lost a pretty good screen door in that one back in '99. Got a beer?" said one fake bystander.

The Story A lady dies of a gunshot wound to the head in Chico, there are other bullet holes in the wall, and a couple of people flee.  Suicide or Foul Play? Cops are working on it.
News worthiness ****
The Spin CSI Chico is off to a rough start.

The Story The westbound lanes of 380 finally open.

News worthiness **
The Spin We get an explanation for that delay?

The Story Messenger photographer Joe Duty photographs a confusing assault . . .
News worthiness *
The Spin . . . that I can't stop looking at.

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