Wise County on the Web

A tongue in cheek review of the news published this week regarding Wise County.
Normally posted every Sunday before 10:00 p.m. unless I'm lazy.
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For the week ending 5/24/08
This Week's Overall News Theme: Fear The Highway

The Story
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The Spin	Pay. Attention. Please.

The Story
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The Spin	If that were a problem that would solve the problem.

The Story
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The Spin	We needed another option. Desperately.

The Story
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The Spin	You might be a redneck it . . . .

The Story	A fuel spill occurs in Boyd asnone of the lone convenience store gets a refill of gasoline.
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The Spin	"Hey, baby, we can order a pizza and I'll grab a 12 pack and we'll just kick back as soon as I'm done here. Shouldn't be long. These tanks should be full any . . . uh . . . [expletive deleted] . . . I'll call ya back."

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