Wise County on the Web

A tongue in cheek review of the news published this week regarding Wise County.
Normally posted every Sunday before 10:00 p.m. unless I'm lazy.
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For the week ending 6/13/08
This Week's Overall News Theme: Wimbledon Comes To Alvord

The Story
)News worthiness (1 to 5)	*******
The Spin	Note to self: Cancel plans for switchblades as party favors.

The Story	Bridgeport PD still awaits the results of a blood test in connection with a fatal accident involving a child.
News worthiness	**
The Spin	That wouldn't be very exciting if that happened on CSI: Miami.

The Story	A Bowie dealership runs an ad promoting the fuel efficiency of Corvettes.
News worthiness	*
The Spin	Because you wouldn't have any money for gas.

The Story	A mild riot happens when Curtis Enis is reassigned as coach in Alvord.
News worthiness	********
The Spin	Salt, let me introduce you to Wound.

The Story	Three Wise County girls compete in a body building competition in Plano.
News worthiness	*******
The Spin	I fear any girl that can body slam me.

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