The Spin
A tongue in cheek review of the news published this week regarding Wise County.
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For the week ending 7/7/07
This Week's Overall Newsiness:  Let There Be Light

The Story Lake Bridgeport fills up and is then shut down for the Fourth of July.
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The Spin "We celebrate the birth of our government and what does our government do in return? Tell me I ain't got the right to get my john boat out to look for America catfish. Happy Birthday communist Russia!" said one angry lake resident.

The Story There's a foster care shortage with only four homes in Wise County.
News worthiness **
The Spin CPS has adopted a new slogan: "Let's Fail Our Children Together."

The Story Six female inmates in the hoosegow in Bridgeport donate their hair to Locks of Love - a non-profit organization that provides hairpieces to economically disadvantaged children suffering from long-term, medical-related hair loss.
News worthiness **
The Spin Now the disadvantaged children will inadvertently fail a drug hair follicle test.

The Story The Bridgeport Acme Brick plant shuts down causing 46 people to lose their jobs.
News worthiness ***
The Spin Only 46 people worked there?

The Story A movie called "Fright Flick" will be filmed in Runaway Bay beginning July 13th. In the press release, the movie is described as “the quintessential campy, slasher/whodunit flick.” The movie centers around a group of filmmakers that end up being the victims of heinous acts of violence. The Texas thrash metal band Severed Blood Loss composed the film’s original soundtrack.
News worthiness **
The Spin (1) They could just set up the cameras at Wise County park and let them roll, and (2) I bet the title of the band, Severed Blood Loss, is more entertaining than the film.

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