The Spin
A tongue in cheek review of the news published this week regarding Wise County.
Normally posted every Sunday before 10:00 p.m. unless I'm lazy.
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For the week ending 7/19/08
This Week's Overall News Theme: Server Crash. Update Denied. County Freaks.

The Story
)News worthiness (1 to 5)
The Spin Let's see if they have any distinguishing characteristics from the general Wise County population. Guy in tank top, cap, and tattoos? Nope. Girl in jeans with a top so short that her belly hangs over? Nope. This one is going to tough to solve. 

The Story
News worthiness ***
The Spin Odds of new management promising there will be no changes: 100%. Odds of new management making changes: 100%.

The Story The Messenger's Robert Morgan stops writing about his miraculous weight loss stories after receiving a letter from a guy in Boyd (who probably is fat - but that would be mean of me to say, so I won't.)
News worthiness ***
The Spin I'm so depressed I'm eating a gallon of Blue Bell in Robert Morgan's honor. Which is probably just plain wrong.

The Story Decatur High School has a new principal who has experience, in part. of teaching at an elementary school in Euless.
News worthiness **
The Spin "I look forward to working in a district that doesn't have all those tricked up Tongan names," said the Fake Jason Cochran. 

The Story The Messenger reports the untimely death* of photographer Joe Duty as a water balloon accidentally discharged during a "Here Comes Reunion" photoshoot causing his telephoto lens to become a flying projectile. The last photographic evidence, surely to become a collector's item, is below:
News worthiness *
The Spin
*This is obviously a joke. Unless he was killed. In which case you heard it here first.

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