|The Story||Bridgeport coach Danny Henson
announces that he has not taken a job with Denton ISD. "This is the
first I've heard of it," he said.
|News worthiness (on a scale of 0 to 5)||*|
|The Spin||Not to be outdone, Decatur
coach Kyle Story announced he would not be taking the head coaching job
at Notre Dame.
|The Story||Bridgeport considers buying
the vacant rock crusher left by Trinity Materials for $1.6 million.
|The Spin||"We can then use it for
....uh....er......I don't know.....We'll fill it up with water or
something. That's always a big crowd pleaser," said one fictitious city
|The Story||The Texas Railroad Commission has
given approval to drill a saltwater disposal well near Boyd.
|The Spin||The Commission also said it would consider a plan to
bull-doze the county if it would guarantee 50 barrels of oil.
|The Story||The First Baptist Church of
Runaway Bay has outgrown its current space and will temporarily move it
services to The Club.
|The Spin||All members vehemently
denied knowing where the restrooms were even after receiving directions
that it "was right down the hall past the bar."
|The Story||The Decatur class of 1999 will
hold its five year reunion. Their ad indicated that even after half of
a decade, they still had their priorities straight.
|The Spin||Ad is here.