Wise County on the Web

A tongue in cheek review of the news published this week regarding Wise County.
Normally posted every Sunday before 10:00 p.m. unless I'm lazy.
(Note: To make sure you are receiving the most recent update, hold down the "Shift" key while you click on reload/refresh).
For the week ending 10/18/08
This Week's Overall News Theme: The Mark Of The Beast, Part Deux

The Story	Our Congresswoman runs an ad in the Messenger.
)News worthiness (1 to 5)	*
The Spin	Translation: "Hurry and vote before your neighbor tells you how I voted in that financial bailout thingy."

The Story
News worthiness	*******
The Spin	This is the most secretive case in county history. So few details are released that the Messenger can only manage a four paragraph story which basically says, "Lady got shot in head. Lady released from hospital. Wound apparently not as severe as that seen on Zapruder film."

The Story
News worthiness	*******
The Spin	Once again, we prove we ain't to good at cyphering.

The Story
News worthiness	*
The Spin	Victims of 2005 and 2007 plan protest.

The Story
News worthiness	*
The Spin	I would have paid big money to have them write the headline of "Isabella Rose Doesn't Hate Anti-Christ"

See something in the local papers that struck you funny? Then suggest a topic for The Spin.

Full Archive List