| The Story | Bridgeport gets a revised
rating of "acceptable" from "unacceptable" by the Texas Education
Agency. |
| News worthiness (on a scale of 0 to 5) | *** |
| The Spin | The TEA reiterated how
important it is to use a #2 pencil. |
| The Story | The Decatur Chamber of Commerce
auction takes place with the highest bids being for "a rifle and a
limousine ride with dinner at Del Frisco's and tickets to a Dallas
Stars hockey game each brought in $3,500." |
| News worthiness | * |
| The Spin | Is that a rifle with the limousine ride? |
| The Story | Vandals deface the new Wise County
Veterans Memorial Park by scratching swastikas. |
| News worthiness | *** |
| The Spin | All right, you knot heads,
we understand the shock value of the swastika vandalism (which, by the
way, isn't very originally anymore) but could you at least not do
it at a veteran's park? |
| The Spin | Taz Thomas Bewley allegedly goes a
little nuts and drives a rent car through a rent house where his
estranged wife was staying causing a fire to break out. |
| News worthiness | *** |
| The Spin | (1) If Taz is short for
Tasmanian the situation completely makes sense to us now (2) And he
collapsed from depression after learning he failed to check the
"additional insurance" block on the rent car application. |
| The Spin | The Decatur Eagles route the
Bridgeport Bulls 66-34 after leading 52-19 at half-time. |
| News worthiness | *** |
| The Spin | The government will add
claims of "cruel and unusual punishment" to the current investigation
of Title IX violations. |