| The Story | Police arrest a couple for
identity theft and then search their home finding "nearly every tool
known to identity thieves" as well as multiple fake drivers' licenses. |
| News worthiness (on a scale of 0 to 5) | ** |
| The Spin | "The couple claimed they
were just engaged in something called 'role playing' and were just
taking it to the next level - but we're not buying it," police said in
a fictitious press release. |
| The Story | Three people are shot in a home
near Decatur by a "Hispanic male sporting a mustache and dressed in a
hooded sweatshirt" who, for an unknown (and very mystifying) reason,
allegedly came in the house, fired, and then fled. |
| News worthiness | **** |
| The Spin | The legislature
immediately banned the sale of "hoodies". |
| The Story | Police round up 40 of the 49
people charged with being involved in undercover drug deals. |
| News worthiness | *** |
| The Spin | County Commissioners
collectively spit out their coffee upon learning the newly expanded
jail may be too small. |
| The Spin | Police round up 40 of the 49 people charged with being involved in undercover drug deals. |
| News worthiness | *** |
| The Spin | In stunning news, it turns
out that almost all of those arrested are poor, young,
under-educated, and selling a small amount of methamphetamine to
an undercover adult who lied to them. (There has to be a better
way). |
| The Spin | Casa Torres in Decatur closes its
doors from December 24th until January 4th for the holidays. |
| News worthiness | * |
| The Spin | Incredibly, there are
still no parking spaces available. |