Montague County makes national news as its jail is shut down for being in such a wheels off condition. Sixty inmates were transferred to Decatur.
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|The Spin||"We're not sure what went on up there but we plan to get to the bottom of it -- at least until Obama takes office," said one double fake Wise County Jailer. "I've been practicing water boarding on my wife. It works really good. And kind of jazzed me."|
transferred inmate Stephen Vance.
|The Spin||Never has Father Time made such a depressing exit for the new year.|
officials are sworn in.
|The Spin||Ok, all you who are white, male and secretly videotape Oprah Winfrey every day, raise your hands.|
|The Story||The Messenger publishes its year end
round-up edition (which is pretty good.) Example:
|The Spin||Hey, we're at a 58% divorce rate
with the divorces still having a whole month to increase that
percentage. Family Values turns it back on 2008. Good news: More
single women at Frilly's.