|The Story|| Man heads for the hills before
learning that his jury had chosen probation after his drug conviction.
worthiness (1 to 5)
|The Spin||"It was all a ruse," the captured
man said. "Do you know how hard it is to find this striped outfit in
the free world? Chicks are paying top dollar for this stuff in
|The Spin||"Sparkle" in a figurative sense.|
|The Spin||We're all for any place where you can buy beef jerky and then eat it in the pay-per-use shower.|
|The Story||The Messenger is sold.
|The Spin||Job #1: To thank Roy Eaton for
creating a fine paper. Job #2: To determine if that pesky Free Speech
clause allows The Spin to