|The Story||Decatur ISD approves adding soccer
to its list of recognized sports with competition to begin in the next
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|The Spin|| "Of course, we do have
some fears about lack of participation," said one fictitious school
administrator. "Most of our students have sought counseling due to the
emotional scars from having their parents scream at them when they
played soccer as toddlers. Some think that if they step back on a
soccer field, they'll be mentally crippled due to flashbacks."
|The Story||The Bridgeport Index runs a photo
of a funky flying machine designed by a Boyd man that is in production.
|The Spin||You can take a look at it here and see the price.
Cool concept. I'm not getting in one, but a cool concept.
|The Spin||Nine month old triplets from
Runaway Bay are off to California to film a couple of scenes for The Santa Clause 3.
|The Spin||And their mother will also
receive the Congressional Medal of Honor for traveling half way across
the country with three nine month olds. (By the way, picture of the
three is here).
|The Spin||First State Bank announces it will
open a branch in Paradise.
|The Spin|| Can branches in Wizard
Wells and Greenwood be far behind?
|The Story||Lowe's opens in Decatur.
|The Spin|| Superpower
Walmart announced it would seek economic sanctions and a possible
military strike if Wise County got too excited about the store.
"Wise Countians now they should bow down before us, and we plan to keep
it that way," the company said in a press release.