Wise County on the Web

A tongue in cheek review of the news published this week regarding Wise County.
Normally posted every Sunday before 10:00 p.m. unless I'm lazy.
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For the week ending 2/07/09
This Week's Overall News Theme: Slow Enough To Mention The Stock Show. Almost.

The Story	New Fairview begins to pass gun control ordinances.
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The Spin	Gun control? In New Fairview? What are they going to do next? Ban moonshine?

The Story
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The Spin	Tell me about it. I was beaten within an inch of my life by an angry girl with a clarinet in the sixth grade.

The Story	Random Decatur ad of the week:
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The Spin	Not saying a word. Nuh uh. Not a word.

The Story
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The Spin	Whenever I hear of the restaurant, I always think of this. (And whatever happened to that guy? Answer.)

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