|The Story||Commissioners' court candidate
Paul Wood awakes to a surprise.
worthiness (1 to 5)
|The Spin||The next day he unveiled a new campaign slogan: "So desirable that even naked women want to break into his house."|
|The Spin||Signs I'm getting old: For years I've joked about the Swap Meet then I drove buy it this weekend and saw a 1978 Firebird on display and almost went in.|
|The Story||Grant Edwards, 25, is killed in a
traffic accident on 380 near Denton.
|The Spin||He lost his mom a couple of years ago to cancer. More proof that life isn't fair.|
|The Spin||The ordinance (and I'm not making this up) is nine pages long and still ridiculously vague. That's enough to make a man want to join the Tea Party.|