Wise County on the Web

A tongue in cheek review of the news published this week regarding Wise County.
Normally posted every Sunday before 10:00 p.m. unless I'm lazy.
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For the week ending 3/14/09
This Week's Overall News Theme: I Hear A Train A Comin'

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The Spin	The probability this increases the chances of actually finding Sarmiento?: None.

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The Spin	I bet the numbers at Devon are pretty shocking, but since the company uses so many independent contractors, you never hear about 'layoffs'.

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The Spin	What? A speaker at a Chamber of Commerce function says something positive about the economy? Stop the presses.

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The Spin	Killjoy.

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