worthiness (1 to 5)
|The Spin||"I don't think it will be a different experience," a fake Emmons said. "Wait. Why do all those trucks have four tires on the back?"|
|The Spin||It's an age old story. Cattle wonder about the meaning of life. Cows leave home to "find themselves". Cows get hit by an eighteen wheeler on 287.|
|The Spin||County Commissioner goes crazy as he protects clock from "tyranny of Daylight Savings Time."|
.... which is announced at a school board meeting.
|The Spin||And no one will tell you why. Look at your property tax bill and ask yourself if you think you deserve to know.|