|The Story||The Rhome City Council, who act as though they have just discovered they could pass ordinances, create another one banning sex offenders from residing within 1500 feet of where children normally gather.|
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|The Spin||"Well that's a good
way to reduce our population by 50% overnight," said one town resident
who is related to a sex offender by common-law marriage.
|The Story||Decatur ISD announces that, for the second time in a month, an elementary school principal is leaving.|
|The Spin||"It's a fine line
with a school our size," said one fictitious administrator. "We like
'em good enough to keep but not so good that someone else will take
|The Story||McDonald's is days away from its Grand Opening in Bridgeport on Wednesday.|
|The Spin||Finally someone saves
Bridgeport from the lack of fat grams that have been plaguing the town
for years. Pass the Big Mac and Super Size it while you're at
|The Story||The Wise County
Appraisal Building, which is basically new, floods after heavy rains.
|The Spin||"And the tears of thy taxpayers shall rain down upon thee."|
|The Story||Wise County voters
will decide whether to subject themselves to a new tax to fund the
construction and maintenance of a branch of Weatherford College.
|The Spin||Proponents have begun a campaign of: Education Ain't Like Candy, Vote 'Yes' To Build Harvard On The Big Sandy.TM|