|The Story|| Random
worthiness (1 to 5)
That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course,
somebody comes up with a 3 minutes fitness program. Then you're in
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 3! I said 4. Nobody's comin' up with 3. Who works out in 3 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin', not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That - good point.
(Adapted from Something About Mary.)
|The Spin||"Hey, Bubba, I hit 107. You done better?"|
|The Story|| The grand jury met on March 12th
and, by my count, handed down 63 indictments.
|The Spin||63? If they met for four hours (typical) without a break (not typical), then 3.8 minutes were dedicated to each case -- that's presentation and deliberation.|
The Bridgeport Police Department seeks funds to hire three more officers.
Government money to create government jobs is stimulating.