Wise County on the Web

A tongue in cheek review of the news published this week regarding Wise County.
Normally posted every Sunday before 10:00 p.m. unless I'm lazy.
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For the week ending 4/4/09
This Week's Overall News Theme: Indicting a Ham Sandwich

The Story	Officer Randy White of Bridgeport is killed in a traffic accident.
)News worthiness (1 to 5)	*****
The Spin

The Story	The Decatur Civic Center gets in the generic restaurant business?
News worthiness	*
The Spin	This era of Big Government has a long reach as local restaurants now have to compete against the City of Decatur.

The Story
News worthiness	*
The Spin	Wow, a church "Hey, Now."

The Story
News worthiness	**
The Spin	"We will be silent no longer," said PETA in a released statement. "Wherever a cow is confined by a trailer, wherever a pig be prodded, wherever a cat be confined by a collar, we will be there to unleash God's fury."

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