|The Story|| The
wreck of a tanker truck shuts down 287 near Alvord.
worthiness (1 to 5)
|The Spin||Hundreds of motorists stranded for an hour in Alvord realize there's nothing to do for an hour in Alvord.|
|The Story||The DISD school board allows students to take part in commencement even though they have not passed the TAKS test.|
|The Spin||"You've got to understand," said one fake school board member, "These guys have been getting four foot trophies just for walking on a soccer field. They aren't used to rejection."|
|The Spin||It's the same old tax and spend Republicans. Wait, what?|
|The Spin||Good lord. One minute we are a small God fearing town, and the next minute we've turned into Boyz N The Hood.|