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| )News worthiness (1 to 5) |
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| The Spin | "It's been a learning curve," said one officer. "One of our boys keeps driving out on 114 like he's Lance Armstrong and another keeps doing those silly tricks you see on the X-Games. I've got Reno 911 breaking out on me everywhere. It's insane!" |
| The Story |  And that was a guy trying to cross 287 on foot after wrecking his car on a Decatur street. |
| News worthiness | *** |
| The Spin | The real "victim" is the guy who was driving down a highway not expecting a person to jump out in front of him. Can you imagine? |
| The Story | A church does some baptizing in Lake Bridgeport. |
| News worthiness | * |
| The Spin | I prefer to be washed in the blood of the Lamb without the presence of crappies and small mouth bass. |
| The Story | The City of Rhome prepares to regulate wind turbines even though not a single one exists in the city.
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| News worthiness | * |
| The Spin | This is what happens when a city council gets bored. Next up on the agenda: Chupacabra regulations. |
| The Story |  |
| News worthiness | **** |
| The Spin | That blurb appeared in the Update. Random observation: When the full story came out in the Messenger, the word "dump" was no where to be found. |
