Wise County on the Web

A tongue in cheek review of the news published this week regarding Wise County.
Normally posted every Sunday before 10:00 p.m. unless I'm lazy.
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For the week ending 9/20/08
This Week's Overall News Theme: Old News, Generic News

The Story
)News worthiness (1 to 5)	**
The Spin	Other breaking news: He's dead. Been dead for years. Will remain dead.

The Story
News worthiness	*
The Spin	That's some crazy talk. Where was the vetting process?

The Story
News worthiness	*******
The Spin	"We should send illegal immigrants back to Mexico after they have served their prison sentence, I'm against domestic violence, and all people should be treated equally under the law." We can cancel the debate now.

The Story	Decatur has a rough week, losing 45-0.
News worthiness	**
The Spin	Well, at least it will be easy to fix: Stop calling those "interception plays."

The Story	After spending over a half million dollars on laptops, the Decatur School Board begins to wonder what the rules are for their use.
News worthiness	**
The Spin	Uh, hit Ctrl+Alt+Delete?

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