|The Story||The Republicans treat the
Democrats like a red headed step child in the local elections.
|News worthiness (on a scale of 0 to 5)||****|
|The Spin||Where did all of those
pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, pro-Civil Rights, anti-Iraq war Wise
County voters go? Oh....wait....that might explain it.
|The Story||David Walker gets every vote
in the county except two (Ok, a little of an exaggeration but not much)
to become the State's youngest high sheriff.
|The Spin|| Possibly overheard at a Northside bar in the future:
"You're telling me you're a sheriff? Whatever. That is the
worst pick up line ever! I suppose next you're going to tell me
you've had some special super cop training at Quantico."
|The Story||In a mock presidential election in
Ms. Susanne Parker's Decatur High School class, only two students out
of 25 voted for Kerry.
|The Spin||We're not sure, but we might have
found one of the two.
|The Story||Shane Shuler, 17, is alleged to
have stabbed Terry Hunter, 23, some twenty times at a party in
Boonesville. Sergio Hernandez called 911 to report the stabbing
and "as he drove north on County Road 3855, he lost control
of his car and struck a tree." Both he and his passenger waited for
police to arrive.
|The Spin||"This county is so boring on
weekends. Let's say we get a Sonic burger after the cops leave."
|The Story||Becky Simpson is jailed on
allegations that she attempted to hire a hit man.
|The Spin||And on next week's episode
of Desperate Housewives . . .
|The Story||Amazing: The Decatur Eagles
end the regular season 10-0. Incredible: The Boyd Yellowjackets end the
regular season 10-0.
|The Spin||Ridiculous: The Bridgeport
Bulls make the playoffs with a 3-7 record. (And we are not making this