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The Spin | She failed to blame a black guy as the culprit. Everyone knows you blame a black guy when you're making up a crime. |
The Story | |
News worthiness | *** |
The Spin | It would be shocking even if it read "35 months." |
The Story | Crime of the week: |
News worthiness | * |
The Spin | Put a chainsaw in his hand and you've got a scene out of "American Psycho." |
The Story | |
News worthiness | *** |
The Spin | Anybody seen that Jerrod guy lately? Coincidence? |